I may be the parking police

By Mikera Walker
On February 9, 2017

Unlike other parking columns, I’m not going to whine about the lack of spaces or the fact that I have to walk from Timbuktu to get to class.

I’m going to discuss all of the parking tickets I’ve seen on campus.

This isn’t a rant against the parking people; this is a rant at you, students.

Why in the world can you not follow the rules?

I see so many cars backed into spaces when it’s clearly against the rules.

Now don’t take me for the parking police but come on!

It’s against the rules and yet I see at least five vehicles with tickets littering their windshields daily.

The one good side to this idiocy is that the parking police are employed.

However, I think that the money spent on the countless tickets given each semester could go to something better.

Wouldn’t you like to buy groceries, get gas or even save the money you are throwing away? At this point, just put that money in an envelope under your windshield wiper for quick pay.

Pull yourself together and follow the rules.

Don’t pull through spaces and keep your parking permit displayed.

Stop complaining about tickets you’ve got when you break the rules.

That is all.

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