10 signs that your roommate is the WORST

By Patrick Fleming
On January 19, 2017

Hey everyone, welcome back to school.

If you’re like me and you live at the dorms here on campus, you probably have a roommate.

Well, because mine is so horrible, I thought I’d give you a list on how you can tell if yours is horrible too.

P.S. This might actually just be a note trash-talking my roommate.

1. They are passive aggressive, such as when they leave notes or whine about you to other people like their mom or the cops.

For example, when I hear my roommate complaining about me over the phone, I cannot defend myself in that situation.

It is not fair!

2. They are always asking for favors.

Yes, I understand that you forgot your keys, but I am busy watching TV right now, so I will not let you back into the room I’m finished.

Yes, I am aware you only have a twenty minute lunch break, but Heisenburg is about to do something cool, I know it.

3. They hold grudges: Yes, I am sorry that I broke your television, but I was having a breakdance battle with Kevin in our room, and quite frankly, accidents happen.

By the way, I am very sorry I forgot to invite you.

4. They are just… there. I feel more comfortable if I can just be in the room alone.

I understand we are both technically paying for the place, but don’t you have other things to do?

5. They get defensive for no reason. Look, watching people sleep is perfectly normal and I am tired of you judging me about it.

Also, you snore, so, like, you’re the weird one.

6. They are possessive. Hey, the pizza smelled delicious and I just could not help myself.

If anything, you are to blame.

You should know I cannot be trusted by now.

7. Eats your stuff. Okay, pizza is one thing, but those chips were mine!

Do you think Doritos grow on trees?!

No, I don’t think I overreacted when I threw your X-Box out the window.

8. They have not seen "Die Hard." This is a general rule.

If you have not seen this movie, we simply cannot be friends.

9. They leave their laundry out: It really makes it hard for me to pick my laundry off of the ground when yours is lying on top of it!

10. They keep trying to have you kicked out of the dorm.

I do not know what I did to make you so angry, but reporting me to the RA is just immature.

No, I do not think I overreacted when I tried to throw you out the window.

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